This post is kinda gross

Last Friday I had to skip dinner with a friend because I was coughing to much to carry on a conversation. This Friday I thought I was feeling better. You would think getting immune boosting vaccines and being a cancer free individual would mean you didn't catch every bug that rolled it's way through the hospital. But, alas, when I sat down to have dinner I start to feel a little nauseous (red flag #1). We were at one of my favorite restaurants and I ordered my favorite meal. I ate about 1/3rd of it (red flag #2). As we were paying the check I started to get really hot and for a minute thought maybe this was all hot flash related (red flag #3). I hurried out of the restaurant and did something I have never done before. I vomited for a solid 10 minutes into a sewer grate at a busy intersection. In public. At 8 pm at night. I wanted a really large sign that says "I am not drunk and this is not a reflection on where I just ate".

As it is well documented on this blog that I am, as my mother would say "soft as a grape", I immediately thought of this gross SNL video.

I'm happy to report I woke up feeling better this morning and hoping to go for a run tomorrow.